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Michael Jackson's toilet-teetering photo of The Golden Nutshoe
The Golden Nutshoe
December 26, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Two and a fraction pirates
Within The Golden Nutshoe, you can get french friend pickles and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with slapstick maestros, Stanley Individual and the Individualstanlies.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something soothing.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess photo pavilion.
Policies and Information
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No dancing or dawdling encouraged.
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