Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Golden Nutshoe attraction, July 26, 1991, 4:15 p.m.
The Golden Nutshoe
December 4, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Nutshoe, you can entertain your arteries with fried food and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a performance with string quartet, Guy Snow and the Snowguies.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while taking them on this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to experience something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from November 6 to April 2 (or there abouts).
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