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The Golden Noteshoe attraction as seen from the top of Mars
The Golden Noteshoe
August 19, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Noteshoe, you can devour your daily supply of calories and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a show with fiddle-masters, Tracy Something and the Somethingtracies.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction first thing in the evening.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the adjacent character interaction thingy.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical conflicts, unstopable cluelessness, '50s haircuts, or stomach issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Be sure to keep your children and legs away from the wild animals at all times.
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