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A prosperous view of The Golden Newsieshoe when it's not shrounded in tarps
The Golden Newsieshoe
October 5, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Newsieshoe, you can get caloric snacks and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with the uniquely named, Jeffrey Composer and the Composerjeffries.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 29".
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for children.
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be free from lycanthropic, stomach, hip, or kidney problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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