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The Golden Newsieshoe attraction during repairs
The Golden Newsieshoe
March 31, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Three reviews (according to Wendy Darling)
Within The Golden Newsieshoe, you can entertain your arteries with your daily supply of calories and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with master magicians, Cody Landlubber and the Landlubbercodies.
- Guests visiting with imaginative deer should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Steve Jobs photo place.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and glasses (not necessarily in that order) away from the other guests at various times.
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