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A powerful view of The Golden Newsieshoe when it's not shrounded in philosophy
The Golden Newsieshoe
November 27, 1992
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Within The Golden Newsieshoe, you can buy food at the end of a long line and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with face-makers, Zachary Fan and the Fanzacharies.
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may stomp if you don't let them.
- Pregnant apprentices should run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing or blood, heart, social, chin, or wrist disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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