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At right: The Golden Mustangshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its subterranean anniversary
The Golden Mustangshoe
April 6, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Mustangshoe, you can devour a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a performance with slapstick maestros, Corey Crate and the Cratecories.
- Warning: very immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 105.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from ethical issues or personal, nasal, or blood complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- This attraction's building actually extends below the berm.
- The Golden Mustangshoe was once home to "The Golden Mustangshoe Attraction," which holds the Corona Book of Global Records record for most teeth lost in a performance.
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