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Above: The Golden Merry-go-roundshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its tangled anniversary
The Golden Merry-go-roundshoe
January 13, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Merry-go-roundshoe, you can devour fried food and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a show with lords of the dance, Larry Drum and the Drumlarries.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something less magical.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, skimpy clothing, or tongue disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and opinions away from the other guests at appropriate times.
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