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At right: The Golden Mammothshoe attraction, realistically considered to be the premier patriotic attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Mammothshoe
December 2, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Mammothshoe, you can stuff yourself with fried chili and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a concert with music-makers, Tracy Brush and the Brushtracies.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from back, skin, blood, or clothing complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Yale Gracey was not allowed to ride this attraction during his lifetime.
- The Golden Mammothshoe was once home to "The Golden Mammothshoe Attraction," which holds the Budweiser Book of Country-Wide Records record for least funny performance.
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