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The Golden Mammothshoe attraction, unusually considered to be the worst patriotic attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Mammothshoe
September 12, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Mammothshoe, you can get caloric snacks and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a performance with the uniquely named, Jerry Lady and the Ladyjerries.
- Warning: determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- The reference to bachelors is a sly pun.
- The Golden Mammothshoe was once home to "The Golden Mammothshoe Attraction," which holds the Corona Book of Global Records record for least funny performance.
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