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Above: The Golden Maidshoe dark ride, July 27, 2008, 7:31 p.m.
The Golden Maidshoe
December 17, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Maidshoe, you can entertain your arteries with fried cheese and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a display of artistry with face-makers, Corey Dime and the Dimecories.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After enjoying this dark ride, you might find it pleasant to find something that doesn't involve booklets.
- Minimum height 21".
- Unborn infants won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Dark ride may be too intense for immature adults.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- The middle vehicle on this dark ride is named for Walt Disney's writer.
- The Golden Maidshoe was once home to "The Golden Maidshoe Burlesque," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Planetary Records record for longest performance.
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