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Above: The Golden Maidshoe attraction, abnormally chanting in the fading candlelight
The Golden Maidshoe
December 17, 1978
Avg. queue length:
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Within The Golden Maidshoe, you can eat your daily supply of calories and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with classic pianists, Danny Maid and the Maiddannies.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters will have a tendency to pick on your friends.
- Minimum height 31 teraliters.
- Maximum IQ 100.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for very young tweens.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repairs from September 6 through December 13.
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