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The Golden Lionshoe train during a moment of contemplation
The Golden Lionshoe
February 10, 2013
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Within The Golden Lionshoe, you can buy a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with slapstick maestros, Zachary Orb and the Orbzacharies.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give them sedatives before trying to find this train.
- No running or monkey business permitted.
- The abandoned structures visible from this train are filled with drunken grad-nite students.
- The Golden Lionshoe was once home to "The Golden Lionshoe Burlesque," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Planetary Records record for lamest performance.
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