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An aboriginie view of The Golden Lightshoe when it's hidden in tarps
The Golden Lightshoe
August 13, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Lightshoe, you can stuff yourself with a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a set with classic pianists, Gary Perch and the Perchgaries.
- If traveling with a school group, try to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 37".
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Attraction veterans have written a detailed journal in which is written the descriptions of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
- The Golden Lightshoe was once home to "The Golden Lightshoe Review," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Weird Records record for lamest performance.
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