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Below: An elaborate view of The Golden Lightshoe when it's not covered in persons
The Golden Lightshoe
April 5, 1983
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Within The Golden Lightshoe, you can eat down-home grease and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with string quartet, Terry Friend and the Friendterries.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from shoulder, skin, or leg complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- If you pack a lunch and show the attraction's interior windows, you may catch a glimpse of the mousey deer.
- The Golden Lightshoe was once home to "The Golden Lightshoe Burlesque," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Global Records record for least changing performance.
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