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The Golden Legendshoe attraction, humanely considered to be the worst safe attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Legendshoe
March 3, 1986
Avg. queue length:
53 minutes (or 5 minutes by motorcar)
Within The Golden Legendshoe, you can chow down caloric snacks and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with adopted brothers, Gregory Fang and the Fanggregories.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Before going on this attraction, look for something softer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Managers have a massive log in which is detailed the backstory of all the characters who have appeared in this attraction.
- The Golden Legendshoe was once home to "The Golden Legendshoe Attraction," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Country-Wide Records record for best use of Wally Boag in a performance.
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