Massive McGuireland Attraction Database
The Golden Lampshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its enchanted anniversary
The Golden Lampshoe
June 17, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Lampshoe, you can buy your daily supply of calories and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with face-makers, Sidney Robot and the Robotsidnies.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and not concerned about safety).
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from skimpy clothing, '80s haircuts, or heart problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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