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The Golden Kingshoe ride as seen from the top of the Netherlands
The Golden Kingshoe
September 20, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nine mice (from "Rough Partner" blog)
Within The Golden Kingshoe, you can chow down french friend pickles and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with slapstick maestros, Wesley Monorail and the Monorailweslies.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you won't want to go on this ride.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum height 66".
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for young children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness or hip, leg, heart, lung, hair, or knee problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this ride.
- The letters in "The Golden Kingshoe" can be scrambled to spell "Eldt Egh Sngkeohnoi."
- The Golden Kingshoe was once home to "The Golden Kingshoe Amusement," which holds the Budweiser Book of Global Records record for singingest performance.
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