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Above: The Golden Juiceshoe show at night
The Golden Juiceshoe
May 13, 1968
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 38 minutes by horse)
Within The Golden Juiceshoe, you can entertain your arteries with your daily supply of calories and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with master magicians, Danny Costume and the Costumedannies.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring while telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- Explosions may be too startling for immature children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or heart, hair, hip, fingernail, or viral problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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