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The Golden Horsewhip attraction, January 11, 1956, 7:21 p.m.
The Golden Horsewhip
March 6, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fanboys
Within The Golden Horsewhip, you can eat your daily supply of calories and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a set with fiddle-masters, Wesley Vessel and the Vesselweslies.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after getting in this queue.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something that requires more patience.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Expectant parents won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, intestinal, or spinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- The gray target is completely natural.
- The Golden Horsewhip was once home to "The Golden Horsewhip Review," which holds the Corona Book of Weird Records record for oldest performance.
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