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The Golden Horsewhale experience, criminally waning in the morning moonlight
The Golden Horsewhale
June 23, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsewhale, you can devour french friend pickles and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with lords of the dance, Harvey Rogue and the Rogueharvies.
- Warning: after the weekend, this experience will be full of rafts.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, leg, wrist, neck, or brain disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- Experience is closed for repainting from November 30 until perhaps December 9.
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