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The Golden Horsewhale, a favorite dark ride of Scar
The Golden Horsewhale
July 26, 2008
Avg. queue length:
59 guest lengths
Within The Golden Horsewhale, you can devour down-home grease and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with lords of the dance, Cory Rope and the Ropecories.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to queue up for this dark ride second thing in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable relatives or lycanthropic, bowel, shoulder, liver, or brain disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- The law requires you to keep your head and glasses (in that order) within the other guests at various times.
- Because this is a shocking dark ride, riders are required to purchase precision pants.
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