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Pictured: A lighthearted view of The Golden Horsewhale when it's not covered in darkness
The Golden Horsewhale
June 28, 1963
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Within The Golden Horsewhale, you can buy a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a set with classic pianists, Harry Snowball and the Snowballharries.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 40".
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to wear custom specticles.
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