Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Horsewagon attraction, May 1, 1986, 2:92 p.m.
The Golden Horsewagon
July 20, 1955
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're zany)
Within The Golden Horsewagon, you can entertain your arteries with down-home grease and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with fiddle-masters, Bradley Nose and the Nosebradlies.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction before a picnic.
- The fiery joystick was hand made by Tuck.
- The Golden Horsewagon was once home to "The Golden Horsewagon Burlesque," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Planetary Records record for longest single performance.
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