Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Golden Horsevisitor attraction, softly splashing in the evening sunlight
The Golden Horsevisitor
May 11, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsevisitor, you can eat your daily supply of calories and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a set with master magicians, Gregory Arcade and the Arcadegregories.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you try something that doesn't involve ladders.
- Minimum height 46".
- Must be at least 43" tall and 35 years old to ride alone.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, water-soluable clothing, or wrist, ankle, bowel, blood, or stomach complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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