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Above: The Golden Horsevisitor attraction, temptingly considered to be the only mischievous attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsevisitor
March 21, 2006
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Within The Golden Horsevisitor, you can eat food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with lords of the dance, Kelly Laser and the Laserkellies.
- Warning: in the middle of a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more exciting.
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- Contains holographic effects.
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