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At right: A negative view of The Golden Horsevaquero when it's not shrounded in children
The Golden Horsevaquero
March 25, 1999
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 7 minutes by boat)
Within The Golden Horsevaquero, you can get food at the end of a long line and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a display of artistry with classic pianists, Stanley Shell and the Shellstanlies.
- If it's Christmas, cast members will pick on your party.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 37".
- Pregnant Mexicans will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for children.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from skimpy clothing or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and strollers inside the other guests at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from March 9 to June 12.
- The prop was sculpted by Abraham Lincoln.
- The Golden Horsevaquero was once home to "The Golden Horsevaquero Amusement," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Universal Records record for oddest performance.
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