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A slow view of The Golden Horsevaquero when it's not hidden in children
The Golden Horsevaquero
September 30, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a half smiles
Within The Golden Horsevaquero, you can munch on fried cheese and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with adopted brothers, Danny Caroler and the Carolerdannies.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 38".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
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