Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Horsetrenchcoat attraction, June 14, 2008, 5:03 p.m.
The Golden Horsetrenchcoat
July 15, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsetrenchcoat, you can get food at the end of a long line and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a show with string quartet, Perry Movie and the Movieperries.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children and some adults.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, unexplained allergies, or tongue, hip, leg, personal, or chin complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding signage.
- During fair weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction overheats more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The Golden Horsetrenchcoat was once home to "The Golden Horsetrenchcoat Attraction," which holds the Foster's Book of World Records record for oldest dancing girls in a performance.
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