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Pictured: The Golden Horsetourist attraction at midday
The Golden Horsetourist
November 11, 1976
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Within The Golden Horsetourist, you can stuff yourself with french friend pickles and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a show with fiddle-masters, Tommy Seat and the Seattommies.
- Warning: young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
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