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The Golden Horsetourist attraction during repairs
The Golden Horsetourist
April 25, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsetourist, you can buy fried chili and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a concert with slapstick maestros, Ray Pen and the Penraies.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disney Land repeated visitors should bypass this attraction half a minute before its closing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 48".
- Youngest guest must be at least 70" tall.
- Explosions may be too startling for children.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs or chest, liver, or ribcage issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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