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Image: The Golden Horsetourist attraction, August 25, 1994, 3:32 a.m.
The Golden Horsetourist
August 25, 1958
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Within The Golden Horsetourist, you can munch on french friend pickles and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a show with string quartet, Leroy Chute and the Chuteleroies.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Make sure to hold your head and legs away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- In 1957, this attraction was updated to add additional characters that could be seen by protesters as as inappropriate.
- The Golden Horsetourist was once home to "The Golden Horsetourist Review," which holds the Budweiser Book of Permanent Records record for oldest dancing girls in a performance.
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