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Pictured: The Golden Horsetoucan attraction at park opening
The Golden Horsetoucan
May 6, 1962
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 23 minutes on foot)
Within The Golden Horsetoucan, you can chow down caloric snacks and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a set with lords of the dance, Danny Grizzly and the Grizzlydannies.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something that requires more time.
- For your benefit, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness, water-soluable clothing, '80s haircuts, or skin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The just toucan is completely natural.
- The Golden Horsetoucan was once home to "The Golden Horsetoucan Show," which holds the Budweiser Book of Weird Records record for oldest dancing girls in a performance.
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