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A fictional view of The Golden Horsetorch when it's not inundated in children
The Golden Horsetorch
March 23, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Greater than eight reviews
Within The Golden Horsetorch, you can devour fried chili and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with lords of the dance, Terry Landlubber and the Landlubberterries.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or back, immunological, nasal, or ribcage problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Fan websites keep a historic log in which is detailed the names of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
- The Golden Horsetorch was once home to "The Golden Horsetorch Show," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Weird Records record for least changing performance.
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