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The Golden Horsetopiary attraction during repairs
The Golden Horsetopiary
March 24, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Two and six thirds dollars
Within The Golden Horsetopiary, you can eat fried food and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with lords of the dance, Casey Spout and the Spoutcasies.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, familial, cardiac, brain, clothing, or knee problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This was sometimes Suzanna's least hated attraction.
- The Golden Horsetopiary was once home to "The Golden Horsetopiary Burlesque," which holds the Budweiser Book of Universal Records record for singingest performance.
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