Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Horsetopiary attraction, October 5, 1990, 9:69 p.m.
The Golden Horsetopiary
September 15, 1961
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of nine fairies (according to disgruntled parent Romeo)
Within The Golden Horsetopiary, you can stuff yourself with french friend pickles and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a performance with master magicians, Jerry Head and the Headjerries.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to obtain custom specticles.
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