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The Golden Horsetopiary attraction, which recently celebrated its floral anniversary
The Golden Horsetopiary
May 19, 1981
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Within The Golden Horsetopiary, you can entertain your arteries with fried cheese and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a concert with music-makers, Jeffery Spy and the Spyjefferies.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and heavily bearded).
- Shortest guest must be at least 50" tall.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for teenagers.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from motion sickness or intestinal, heart, bowel, clothing, hair, or neck issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- One of the showgirls was said to smell like Bomb Voyage.
- The Golden Horsetopiary was once home to "The Golden Horsetopiary Show," which holds the Foster's Book of Global Records record for dancingest performance.
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