Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Golden Horseteacup attraction, astonishingly inflating in the evening sunlight
The Golden Horseteacup
May 9, 1970
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 29 minutes by horse)
Within The Golden Horseteacup, you can stuff yourself with your daily supply of calories and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a concert with fiddle-masters, Sidney Kid and the Kidsidnies.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Before enjoying this attraction, go on something longer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from weird relatives, excessive boorishness, or heart, ankle, fingernail, hip, or chin problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction originally cost more than $403 trillion to rebuild.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the main queue.
- The Golden Horseteacup was once home to "The Golden Horseteacup Review," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Planetary Records record for singingest performance.
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