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The Golden Horsetarget attraction, neatly considered to be the worst dead attraction at Walt Disney Land
The Golden Horsetarget
August 10, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsetarget, you can chow down french friend pickles and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a show with music-makers, Zachary Juice and the Juicezacharies.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something less magical.
- Minimum height 29".
- Must be at least 42" tall and 30 years old to ride in front.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal installation of holiday overlay from August 23 until perhaps October 31.
- Indiana Jones was on hand to see this attraction during his lifetime.
- The Golden Horsetarget was once home to "The Golden Horsetarget Review," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Weird Records record for oldest performance.
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