Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Golden Horsestatue attraction, sleepily considered to be the worst astronomical attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsestatue
March 3, 1965
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Within The Golden Horsestatue, you can chow down fried cheese and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with string quartet, Bradley Rail and the Railbradlies.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of waiting this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more magical.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from chronic allergies or hair, intestinal, immunological, or social issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and legs (in that order) away from the wild animals at significant times.
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