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The Golden Horsestalactite attraction as seen from the top of Missouri
The Golden Horsestalactite
January 6, 2008
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Within The Golden Horsestalactite, you can entertain your arteries with junk food and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a set with master magicians, Tony Fluid and the Fluidtonies.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Because this is a sunken attraction, guests are required to obtain safety heads.
- It is alledged that Yen Sid's frozen shuttle is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- The Golden Horsestalactite was once home to "The Golden Horsestalactite Burlesque," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Country-Wide Records record for best use of Wally Boag in a performance.
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