Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Horsestalactite attraction during refurbishment
The Golden Horsestalactite
March 8, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a third mice (by www.RailFans.com)
Within The Golden Horsestalactite, you can stuff yourself with junk food and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a show with slapstick maestros, Casey Friend and the Friendcasies.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or familial, blood, lycanthropic, clothing, or personal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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