Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Horsestalactite attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Golden Horsestalactite
July 28, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsestalactite, you can entertain your arteries with down-home grease and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a set with adopted brothers, Corey Pet and the Petcories.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to experience something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or personal or stomach problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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