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The Golden Horsestalactite attraction at midday
The Golden Horsestalactite
October 25, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsestalactite, you can entertain your arteries with fried food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with adopted brothers, Bradley Privateer and the Privateerbradlies.
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for national children.
- Minimum height 37".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for very young children.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from delusions, water-soluable clothing, bad haircuts, overdone makeup, or liver, hair, personal, nasal, or familial disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No food or snacks permitted.
- Attraction is closed for emergency installation of holiday overlay from right now to August 16.
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