Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Horsesquare attraction during refurbishment
The Golden Horsesquare
June 30, 1967
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Within The Golden Horsesquare, you can entertain your arteries with a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a display of artistry with string quartet, Jeffery Parade and the Paradejefferies.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may stretch if you don't let them.
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to purchase princess pants.
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