Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Horsesquare attraction, June 10, 1975, 10:31 p.m.
The Golden Horsesquare
July 27, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsesquare, you can devour caloric snacks and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with fiddle-masters, Wesley Pen and the Penweslies.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from extra personalities, high blood pressure, moral restrictions, or wrist, tongue, finger, knee, kidney, or leg disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
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