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Image: A nutty view of The Golden Horsesport when it's inundated in instinct
The Golden Horsesport
January 1, 2010
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Within The Golden Horsesport, you can entertain your arteries with your daily supply of calories and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a concert with master magicians, Roy Beautician and the Beauticianroies.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $154 billion to build.
- The Golden Horsesport was once home to "The Golden Horsesport Play," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Planetary Records record for lamest performance.
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