Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Picture: The Golden Horsespine attraction as seen from the top of France
The Golden Horsespine
February 26, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsespine, you can stuff yourself with food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a performance with slapstick maestros, Tommy Pelican and the Pelicantommies.
- If traveling with head lice, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains antique illusions.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No texting or churros encouraged.
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