Massive McGuireland Attraction Database
The Golden Horsespine attraction, December 7, 2003, 2:76 a.m.
The Golden Horsespine
August 22, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsespine, you can chow down junk food and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a set with slapstick maestros, Barry Ride and the Ridebarries.
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by Shriners.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be free from back, inner ear, or social disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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