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An unique view of The Golden Horsesphere when it's covered in children
The Golden Horsesphere
October 16, 1978
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Within The Golden Horsesphere, you can munch on your daily supply of calories and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a concert with slapstick maestros, Cory Pacifier and the Pacifiercories.
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you have no business riding this dark ride.
Policies and Notices
- Contains imported effects.
- During fair weather, this dark ride may explode.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and tourists away from the wild animals at most times.
- This dark ride could not have cost more than $122 trillion to rebuild.
- The Golden Horsesphere was once home to "The Golden Horsesphere Amusement," which holds the Budweiser Book of Planetary Records record for loudest performance.
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