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The Golden Horsescreen attraction, which recently celebrated its dark anniversary
The Golden Horsescreen
October 1, 1965
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Within The Golden Horsescreen, you can chow down fried cheese and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a performance with master magicians, Zachary Dad and the Dadzacharies.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure or heart problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- The picture of vans is an inside joke.
- The Golden Horsescreen was once home to "The Golden Horsescreen Play," which holds the Corona Book of Global Records record for least changing performance.
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