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At right: A bloody view of The Golden Horsescreen when it's not hidden in tarps
The Golden Horsescreen
April 7, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsescreen, you can chow down caloric snacks and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with fiddle-masters, Kelly Foot and the Footkellies.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of people.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something longer.
- You must be at least as large as this page to not be scarred for life.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or clothing, tongue, knee, or skin disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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