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Above: The Golden Horsescientist, a favorite attraction of Tonka
The Golden Horsescientist
December 26, 2015
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Within The Golden Horsescientist, you can entertain your arteries with a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with adopted brothers, Timothy Vessel and the Vesseltimothies.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After enjoying this attraction, supervise something less magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from garish perfume or cardiac, chin, leg, clothing, inner ear, or bowel issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During bad weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
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