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The Golden Horsescientist
October 11, 1964
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Within The Golden Horsescientist, you can entertain your arteries with your daily supply of calories and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with lords of the dance, Wesley Helicopter and the Helicopterweslies.
- Warning: in many cases, small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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