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The Golden Horsescarf attraction at dusk
The Golden Horsescarf
December 14, 1983
Avg. queue length:
4 minutes (or 32 minutes by pretending you're talented)
Within The Golden Horsescarf, you can eat your daily supply of calories and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a performance with string quartet, Rodney Toilet and the Toiletrodnies.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are no platoons used in this attraction.
- The Golden Horsescarf was once home to "The Golden Horsescarf Review," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Planetary Records record for oddest performance.
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