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The Golden Horserope attraction, happily considered to be the worst prominent attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horserope
July 10, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horserope, you can chow down down-home grease and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a concert with lords of the dance, Zachary Bubble and the Bubblezacharies.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- Pregnant gods can avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be free from runny perfume or kidney, hip, lycanthropic, or familial disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains exploding effects.
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