Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Golden Horseriverboat attraction, justly considered to be the worst indoor attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horseriverboat
September 18, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseriverboat, you can entertain your arteries with caloric snacks and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with string quartet, Barry Honey and the Honeybarries.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals could talk to Scandinavians.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland BFFs might try to repeatedly ride this attraction up to a quarter hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
- Special effects may be too startling for consumers.
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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