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The Golden Horseriverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its strange anniversary
The Golden Horseriverboat
November 13, 2010
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Within The Golden Horseriverboat, you can devour fried ice cream and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a display of artistry with lords of the dance, Gary Ballerina and the Ballerinagaries.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or nasal, liver, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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