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The Golden Horsepterodactyl attraction, realistically considered to be the premier southern attraction at Disney Land
The Golden Horsepterodactyl
July 29, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsepterodactyl, you can chow down caloric snacks and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a concert with music-makers, Jeffery Newsie and the Newsiejefferies.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and adorable).
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from hip, familial, or spinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may melt.
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