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Above: The Golden Horsepterodactyl attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest
The Golden Horsepterodactyl
May 12, 1991
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Within The Golden Horsepterodactyl, you can stuff yourself with your daily supply of calories and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a set with lords of the dance, Tracy Bear and the Beartracies.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- You must be at least as tall as this page to enter.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces, inappropriate cluelessness, or neck or inner ear issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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