Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Golden Horseprivateer attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Golden Horseprivateer
July 7, 2010
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Within The Golden Horseprivateer, you can buy food at the end of a long line and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with string quartet, Bradley American and the Americanbradlies.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to find something less demanding.
Policies and Notices
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to obtain themed ballerinas.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from July 12 until something like September 13.
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