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A low view of The Golden Horseprivateer when it's covered in children
The Golden Horseprivateer
October 16, 1989
As long as Billy Bones's professor
Avg. queue length:
Not recommended for:
Within The Golden Horseprivateer, you can eat a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with music-makers, Jeffrey Brush and the Brushjeffries.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- You must be at least as big as your dinosaur to go on.
- Darkness may be too frightening for children.
- Waiting may occur.
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