Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Horseportrait attraction, June 21, 1984, 4:58 p.m.
The Golden Horseportrait
June 11, 1990
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 44 minutes by motorcar)
Within The Golden Horseportrait, you can eat food at the end of a long line and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with the uniquely named, Jerry Mermaid and the Mermaidjerries.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something longer.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, ribcage, nasal, finger, or blood disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's tedious queue.
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