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Above: A detailed view of The Golden Horseporthole when it's not inundated in tarps
The Golden Horseporthole
November 5, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseporthole, you can buy fried ice cream and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a concert with fiddle-masters, Wesley Dragon and the Dragonweslies.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for immature children.
- The letters in "The Golden Horseporthole" can be scrambled to spell "Eorgerllohehdeptso Hotn ."
- The Golden Horseporthole was once home to "The Golden Horseporthole Play," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Universal Records record for least changing performance.
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