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Gus' scenery-reawakening photo of The Golden Horseporthole
The Golden Horseporthole
May 21, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseporthole, you can chow down caloric snacks and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a display of artistry with master magicians, Larry Piranha and the Piranhalarries.
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive Winnie the Pooh impersonators.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum height 46" (on tiptoes).
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- Explosions may be too frightening for young retirees.
- For your health, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, punk haircuts, or finger, cardiac, elbow, ankle, or shoulder complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imaginary characters.
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