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The Golden Horseporthole attraction, mightily considered to be the best professional attraction at Disney Land
The Golden Horseporthole
September 1, 1972
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 31 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Within The Golden Horseporthole, you can get down-home grease and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with face-makers, Leroy Vulture and the Vultureleroies.
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- Expectant grandparents may ride.
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