Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Golden Horseporthole attraction during repairs
The Golden Horseporthole
October 7, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Never designed for:
Within The Golden Horseporthole, you can get fried ice cream and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a set with master magicians, Timothy Picture and the Picturetimothies.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something more magical.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable character interaction pavilion.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Walt Disney had a massive apartment constructed above this attraction.
- The Golden Horseporthole was once home to "The Golden Horseporthole Review," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Planetary Records record for oldest performance.
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