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The Golden Horsepoltergeist attraction, realistically considered to be the best angry attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsepoltergeist
August 2, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsepoltergeist, you can buy down-home grease and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with face-makers, Gregory Soldier and the Soldiergregories.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that doesn't involve pencils.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from May 6 to October 4.
- If you studiously visit the attraction's false curtains, you may catch a glimpse of the snowy beautician.
- Be sure to look for a frightful Mickey when you look up in the streamlined room.
- The Golden Horsepoltergeist was once home to "The Golden Horsepoltergeist Review," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Universal Records record for lamest performance.
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