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At right: Maynard's bee-crooning photo of The Golden Horsepollutant
The Golden Horsepollutant
August 22, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsepollutant, you can buy fried food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a concert with adopted brothers, Larry Walnut and the Walnutlarries.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and tipping generously).
- Contains holographic effects.
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