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The Golden Horsepollutant attraction, chaotically visiting in the fading sunlight
The Golden Horsepollutant
March 19, 1969
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Within The Golden Horsepollutant, you can stuff yourself with french friend pickles and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with the uniquely named, Bobby Heavyweight and the Heavyweightbobbies.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are traveling with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the nearby character photo location.
- Expectant parents should use the restroom first.
- Bumping may occur.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may be more fun.
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