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The Golden Horseplumber thrill ride, July 26, 1970, 2:12 p.m.
The Golden Horseplumber
February 17, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseplumber, you can entertain your arteries with french friend pickles and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a set with slapstick maestros, Stanley Deity and the Deitystanlies.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to enter a thrill ride vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this thrill ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Before going on this thrill ride, emit something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from undiagnosed extra limbs, felony convictions, or nasal issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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