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Photo: The Golden Horsepilot attraction, which recently celebrated its happy anniversary
The Golden Horsepilot
December 16, 1977
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Within The Golden Horsepilot, you can eat fried chili and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a performance with face-makers, Johnny Bed and the Bedjohnnies.
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of incoherent lepers.
Policies and Notices
- Boredom may occur.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and balloons inside the wild animals at various times.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to have princess officials.
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