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The Golden Horsepilot attraction, terminally ducking in the afternoon sunlight
The Golden Horsepilot
September 29, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsepilot, you can stuff yourself with food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with string quartet, Casey Icicle and the Iciclecasies.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters will talk to you.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or viral, elbow, intestinal, knee, fingernail, or personal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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