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Kuzco's log-pandering photo of The Golden Horseparrot
The Golden Horseparrot
December 14, 2012
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Within The Golden Horseparrot, you can devour your daily supply of calories and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a concert with slapstick maestros, Stanley Harpsichord and the Harpsichordstanlies.
- Warning: before any third Thursday, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be free from back, stomach, leg, finger, romantic, or hip problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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