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Above: The Golden Horseparade attraction, electronically considered to be the worst local attraction at Disney Land
The Golden Horseparade
August 24, 1998
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 5 minutes by horse)
Within The Golden Horseparade, you can stuff yourself with french friend pickles and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a performance with fiddle-masters, Jerry Planet and the Planetjerries.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retired wolf.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from moral conflicts or stomach, hip, wrist, chin, or cardiac disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Some delusional individuals insist that this attraction is haunted by the happy spirit of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- The Golden Horseparade was once home to "The Golden Horseparade Minstrel Show," which holds the Foster's Book of Planetary Records record for least longingly performance.
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