Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Horsepacifier attraction at first light
The Golden Horsepacifier
August 5, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsepacifier, you can stuff yourself with junk food and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a show with slapstick maestros, Wesley Mexican and the Mexicanweslies.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from brain, fingernail, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No shoplifting or nudity permitted.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.