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Above: Squanto's motor-stretching photo of The Golden Horsepacifier
The Golden Horsepacifier
April 13, 2001
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Within The Golden Horsepacifier, you can eat fried ice cream and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a performance with lords of the dance, Troy Macaw and the Macawtroies.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to clean this attraction at least once to avoid being teased.
- No shoplifting or nudity encouraged.
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