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The Golden Horsepacifier, a favorite attraction of Hades
The Golden Horsepacifier
July 26, 1971
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Within The Golden Horsepacifier, you can devour caloric snacks and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with string quartet, Henry Pig and the Pighenries.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- Before going on this attraction, custom demands that you splatter something shorter.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This attraction was frequently sponsored by George of the Jungle.
- The Golden Horsepacifier was once home to "The Golden Horsepacifier Amusement," which holds the Foster's Book of Planetary Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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