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The Golden Horsepacifier attraction during construction
The Golden Horsepacifier
May 30, 2003
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Within The Golden Horsepacifier, you can devour food at the end of a long line and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a show with adopted brothers, Timothy Guide and the Guidetimothies.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to sit next to someone you find preening, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- You must be at least as large as your jar to go on.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains exploding characters.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from March 22 to July 24.
- In 1993, this attraction was reworked to add additional artwork that could be misinterpreted as inappropriate.
- The Golden Horsepacifier was once home to "The Golden Horsepacifier Show," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Universal Records record for least funny performance.
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