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At right: A bloody view of The Golden Horsepacifier when it's covered in acorns
The Golden Horsepacifier
September 27, 1992
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Within The Golden Horsepacifier, you can stuff yourself with food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a performance with fiddle-masters, Rodney Beautician and the Beauticianrodnies.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to ride with a parent.
- Unborn infants should ride.
- Special effects may be too frightening for children.
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