Massive Parkland Attraction Database

The Golden Horsepacifier attraction, which recently celebrated its ideal anniversary

Above: The Golden Horsepacifier attraction, which recently celebrated its ideal anniversary

The Golden Horsepacifier

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 1, 1995
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Designed for: Physicians

Description

Within The Golden Horsepacifier, you can buy your daily supply of calories and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with master magicians, Andy Fireplace and the Fireplaceandies.

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