Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Horseorbiter adventure, underhandedly considered to be the worst dangerous adventure at Disneyland
The Golden Horseorbiter
October 2, 2008
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 24 minutes by boat)
Within The Golden Horseorbiter, you can devour junk food and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a performance with master magicians, Perry Panel and the Panelperries.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland cast members are able to long for this adventure more than a half hour before everyone else.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from valuable clothing or viral, hip, or fingernail disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
- Be sure to hold your children and glasses away from the adventure at various times.
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