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The Golden Horsenightmare train at midday

Above: The Golden Horsenightmare train at midday

The Golden Horsenightmare

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: November 1, 1982
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes (or 2 minutes in metric)
Designed by: Time-wasting tourists


Within The Golden Horsenightmare, you can stuff yourself with down-home grease and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a set with slapstick maestros, Gary Ladder and the Laddergaries.

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