Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Horsenightmare attraction, violently considered to be the premier rugged attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsenightmare
November 3, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsenightmare, you can chow down down-home grease and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with the uniquely named, Tommy Musketeer and the Musketeertommies.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put in earplugs after taking them on this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant grandparents can ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, fear of Disney characters, philosophical objections, or chest problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No food or snacks allowed.
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