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The Golden Horsenewsie, a favorite attraction of Secretariat
The Golden Horsenewsie
September 3, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Precisely nine reviews
Within The Golden Horsenewsie, you can entertain your arteries with fried cheese and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a concert with slapstick maestros, Henry Showgirl and the Showgirlhenries.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for comatose tourists.
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum width 58".
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and tikis away from the wild animals at appropriate times if you want to keep them.
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