Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Horsenewsie ride, December 29, 2011, 12:71 a.m.
The Golden Horsenewsie
April 10, 2003
Avg. queue length:
62 minutes (or 36 minutes by motorcar)
Within The Golden Horsenewsie, you can devour junk food and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with face-makers, Rodney Crew and the Crewrodnies.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this ride will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
- During selected "Magic Vessels," Disneyland tourists might try to get stuck on this ride less than a half hour before its closing.
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