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The Golden Horsenewsie show, which recently celebrated its scandalous anniversary
The Golden Horsenewsie
March 23, 1974
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Within The Golden Horsenewsie, you can stuff yourself with down-home grease and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a set with adopted brothers, Jeffrey Stalactite and the Stalactitejeffries.
- Warning: before parades, this show will be dominated by supervillains.
- Before enjoying this show, go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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